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Tres negros en una carcel de Sudafrica. Uno le comenta a otro. ¿Cuántos años te han echado?- 7 años. - ¿Por qué? - Iba yo andando por la calle, cuando decidí cruzar al otro lado y entonces me atropelló un coche de un blanco, atravesé la luna delantera ¿De que te acusarón? - Allanamiento de morada. - ¿Y a ti? - Me han echado 15 años por una cosa parecida a la tuya. - ¿Cuál? - Iba caminando por una calle, cuando decidí cruzarla y me atropelló un coche de un blanco, atravese la luna delantera y la trasera. - ¿Y de que te acusaron? - Allanamiento de morada e intento de fuga. - Pues a mí me han echado 25 años, también por una cosa parecida. - ¿Cuál? - Iba por la calle cuando decidí cruzarla, cuando me atropelló el coche de un blanco, entre por la luna delantera, salí por la trasera y después el blanco cabreado se bajo del coche y me clavó un hacha en el pecho ¿Y de que te acusaron? - Allanamiento de morada, intento de fuga y tenencia ilícita de armas.

Un tio entra a un Pub con un perro San Bernardo atado a un lazo y dice el Barman: -Santo cielo! Donde encontraste ese gran cerdo? -No es un cerdo! (Contesta el tío.) Es un perro San Bernardo! -Callate IMBECIL! Le estoy preguntando al perro!

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Chilean retail group Cencosud buys Brazilian chain Supermercados Familia for ...
ISI - Emerging Markets (subscription)
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BBC News
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Spero News
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Press TV
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The Associated Press
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Mexico: Gunmen kill 2 'federales', injure 3Press TV
International Briefs: Police in Mexico protest after three killedFort Worth Star Telegram
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PR Newswire (press release)
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The Associated Press
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La Familia cartel figure to plead guilty to coordinating meth distribution in ...
Dallas Morning News
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Daily Mail
Snow hits Barcelona bringing Catalonia to a standstill
Daily Mail
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NJ Eye Surgeons Bring Hope to Guatemala During Missionary Trip
PR-USA.net (press release)
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List of 7th Golden Screen Awards nominees bared
ABS CBN News
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Pro Wrestling Insider
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