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Van cuatro monjas a confesarse con el cura. Pasa la primera y cuando el cura le pregunta que pecados ha cometido, le contesta: "He visto el pene de un hombre", a lo que el cura responde: "Bueno hija mía, reza quince padres nuestros y ve a lavarte los ojos con agua bendita a la tina". A continuación pasa la segunda de la fila, y ante la pregunta del padre, contesta: "He tocado el pene de un hombre con mis manos". El cura la manda a rezar veinte aves marias y a lavarse las manos en la tina del agua bendita. Cuando la tercera esta arrodillandose, se adelanta la cuarta, y dice: "Por favor padre, confieseme a mi primero, porque yo no me voy a enjuagar la boca donde esta se va a lavar el culo".

En el banco El director decide averiguar que es lo que hace cada dia su secretario que sale a la calle sobre las 11 de la manana y no vuelve hasta la 1 del medio dia. Contrata a un detective y al cabo de una semana, este le informa de sus pesquisas: - Cada dia, a la misma hora, coge su coche, va a su casa, hace el amor con su mujer, se fuma uno de sus puros y vuelve al trabajo. - Ah, menos mal. Creia que podia estar haciendo algo malo en todo ese tiempo. - Me parece que no me ha entendido. Le voy a tutear: Coge tu coche, va a tu casa...

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Marching forward: CIA Director Leon Panetta talks about war on terror
Norman Transcript
But to keep from surrendering its lead against al Qaeda, the United States must remain vigilant in its terrorism blockade, CIA Director Leon Panetta said ...
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ARE THE 49ERS TRYING TO SIGN LEON WASHINGTON?
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Less than a week after the free agency period opened, an NFL team may be thinking about extending a contract offer to Leon Washington. ...
49ers reportedly looking at Leon WashingtonSan Francisco Chronicle (blog)
NY Jets running back Leon Washington, San Francisco 49ers chat, report saysThe Star-Ledger - NJ.com
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San Leon signs shale gas deal
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Aim-traded San Leon Energy is getting in on the unconventional gas rush. It has a series of shale gas concessions among its diversified portfolio of assets, ...

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Salute to Leon
Washington Post (blog)
Here, to celebrate the completion of his memoir, is Leon Fleisher playing one of his signature pieces since his two-handed comeback, "Sheep may safely graze ...



LT, Leon Washington or wait for the draft to unfold?
Minneapolis Star Tribune (blog)
There's also a group that has thrown out Jets restricted free agent Leon Washington as an option. That has more to do with the fact Leon only has a ...

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Leon Washington: 49ers not interested in Gaither, Washington?
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Beat writer Matt Maiocco hears the 49ers have not shown interest in Ravens OT Jared Gaither or restricted free agent Leon Washington. ...

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Eight-run fourth helps Chiles softball top Leon
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Chiles (4-3) has three seniors after losing eight players last year, and Leon (4-6) has two seniors. Leon pitcher Drew Thomas took the complete-game loss, ...

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Dean, Landry lead No. 1 LSU past ULM, 18-7
NewOrleans.Com
LSU's offense was led Tuesday night by Dean, who finished 3-for-4 with a homer, a double and four RBI, along with center fielder Leon Landry, who finished ...
Baseball: Landry named LSA's Hitter of the Week - 12:03 pmLSU The Reveille
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Leon 'cautiously optimistic' as SA mulls future for mining
Creamer Media's Mining Weekly
TORONTO (miningweekly.com) – Webber Wentzel mining partner Peter Leon, a regular critic of South Africa's mining regulations and officials, ...

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